The Armory Show: A (non-comprehensive) List

A painting of a gray house engulfed in white flames
Two dogs (and one lobster) made of rhinestones
A thumbnail-sized wooden elephant that opens to reveal a pinkie-nail sized wooden elephant
A wall clock whose hands spin with disturbing rapidity
Palm leaves made of black leather
A Calder-esque mobile but the organic, counter-balanced shapes are chunks of a house
Impasto oil paint off-gassing pleasantly
Gilt-framed paintings encased in and escaping from chunks of concrete.
A rolling champagne cart
Only one infinity mirror, very colorful
A human-scale rabbit with knowing eyes wearing a suit, dirty
A well dressed young woman saying “We were like, the darlings of figuration”
Hastily applied stick-down carpet that emits a low-level static sound when you walk across it.
Dizzying pink dots on an orange-yellow field
Two figures of little girls with globes for heads
Terrifyingly efficient large-scale kinetic sculptures
Terrifyingly efficient drawings made on a CNC machine
Terrifyingly efficient $11 sandwiches (not a shareable size) in zippered plastic
Hanging plants
A bloody-mary with a shrimp garnish
A neon sign that says BELIEVE, but the LIE part of the word is blacked out so that it only glows from the back side
Butter-smooth charcoal portraits of black faces from another era (40’s? 60’s?) each paired with an inscrutable but beautiful object in massive, impeccable shadow-box frames
A snide older man saying, “I’m not shaking hands”

The EYE